Unfortunate Movie Theatre Signage...

Oh my goodness, maybe some theatres need to rethink their movie listing methods.

Read on.

You'll never think of "My Dog Skip" the same way. Ever. Again.

- Vanessa Mancini

Epic Fail Defined!!

Sure it's not the nicest thing to laugh at other's misfortunes, but it's the day before a holiday and we need some help getting through it! With that, check out a ton of other Epic Fails Caught At The Right Moment.

- Pamela Roz Out.

The Haps for Canada Day!

Rain or shine, show must go on - Winnipeg Free Press

Jersey Shore...Twilight Style

Eclipse, the latest installment in the Twilight series, comes out tomorrow, but this should be enough to tide us over until then...or at least re-evauluate the talents of our favourite guidos and guidettes?:


- Pamela Roz Out.

Living Downtown? Yay or Nay?

We polled you guys and found that most are not in favour of living in our downtown. Most said as much as it has come along and will continue to, it's just not "there" yet.



The Downtown Biz is working towards getting us "there" with a bunch of downtown activites planned throughout the summer. Check out the website and events here:

http://www.downtownwinnipegbiz.com/home/downtown_livin/downtown_living_tours/

Umm, someone has too much spare time...and access to episodes of "Frasier"

So, some guy decided to re-record the entirety of "The Downward Spiral" by Nine Inch Nails using only sound clips from "Frasier". Two things:
One, I wish I was that savvy with technology. Two, I kind of wish "Frasier" was still being made.

Disclaimer: The re-creation is pretty terrible and would probably make Trent Reznor flip out, but the new fangled titles are worth checking out.

The Seattleward Spiral

- Vanessa Mancini

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Quarter Life Crisis Style!

And you thought you had it rough in your twenties!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

- Pamela Roz Out.

Google Street View

Theres also a dude dressed up as Paddington Bear outside the British Museum . . . and the two guys in Pittsburgh having a samurai fight. And then there's the classic 'alien standing next to a beam of light.'

Check out the photos here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1289294/Google-Streetview-horseboy-photo-Scottish-road-latest-mystery.html

Condoms for elementary students.

How would you feel about your kids being offered condoms from their school at the of age of 5 and 6...Im sure you wouldnt be happy. Well that's what's happening in Provincetown Massachusetts. Check out this story.







-adam taylor

www.curve943.com

Akon calls up T-Pain

Our New Manitoba Moose Coach: Claude Noel!

He was in here this morning talking about how excited he is to be in Winnipeg! Great guy!




Find out more about our new coach here: http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/sports/hockey/moose/noel-shoots-for-even-balance-96863814.html

Help a Winnipegger find her mystery man!

A girlfriend of mine met the man of her dreams, but didnt catch his digits...If you are him, or you know him call us at 780-9430 OR email us: theshow@curve943.com

It happened on: Sunday, April 4th, 2010 - Easter Sunday...

Fort Whyte Centre
Easter Sunday Brunch
Tall handsome man approaches to comment on her fabulous (and worn) Cougar Boots, see attached photo.

Girl get's away...but hasn't stopped wondering who this striking man was.



They had a great, flirty conversation and then parted ways...Help a Winnipegger find her man! Then we could make a movie about it...Id wanna be played by Sienna Miller...Jay wants to be played by Patrick Stewart.

Slap Chop meet Eminem!

It's not exactly a raving review of the MUSIC we’ll find on Eminem’s Recovery album next Tuesday, but who needs that when it does all those things and more?!

This may also be helpful in making us feel a bit more sane at the end of a work week what with album hawker Vince's CRAZY EYES and all...

- Pamela Roz Out.

Let's Get Smurf'd!!

So...stoked...for....this:

Coming out in August 11th, we'll hear the voices of Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays (Emma from 'Glee'), Pee Wee Herman, Katy Perry, The Office's BJ Novak, Jeff Foxworthy and George Lopez...to name just a few!

- Pamela Roz Out.

P!NK.... is Awesome!

Katy Perry's new video!!

Katy Perry's new song California Gurlz will be one of the smash hit singles for summer 2010. Snoop Dogg is featured on the track and in the video...Its set in the world of Candyland...check it out and be sure to watch for the red gummy bear, he's a fiesty one!!




-adam taylor

There is NO PARKING!!

That's a phrase you’ve uttered more than a few times...likely around the Osborne area...and The Winnipeg Parking Authority and Osborne Village BIZ want to hear even more!

Your chance to give your opinion on the parking or lack-there-of situation is coming up on a couple public info sessions! The first next Wednesday in the Osborne Village Biz Courtyard followed by one on July 1st in the City Parking Lot at Osborne and Stradbrook.

Even sooner, though, is a parking survey posted RIGHT HERE for you to take and be automatically entered for an iPod Shuffle!

- Pamela Roz Out.

Have a Creepy Breakfast?

That's just one example of The Creepiest Children's Creals of All Time that'll get you running back to your simple Corn Flakes or Raison Bran!

- Pamela Roz Out.

Big Bike in Support of the Heart and Stroke Foundation Yesterday!

It's Festival Season Baby!!!

Find out about all the up coming festivals here: http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/entertainment/the_tab/we-have-two-seasons-winter-and-festival-96034384.html

I Could Care Less!

Or COULDN'T you?

Here's someone to clear the whole deal up:

See more funny videos and Technology Videos at Today's Big Thing.

I know it's aimed mostly at Americans, but I guarantee we all fall victim to more than a few of those suggestions!

- Pamela Roz Out.

"I Do"...Outkast Style!

Just in time for wedding season, we have the latest in ultra adorable proposals:


I can hear your "Le Sigh"s from here...so to calm them, we have this:


And this:


Hopefully the bad luck leads to a lucky life together?

- Pamela Roz Out.

Link of the Day: What Happens When BP People Spill Coffee?

One cat, two faces...myyyyyy goodness.

Fictional Characters EXPOSED!!

Okay it's not quite that scandalous,but it is the real names of the mose famous fictional characters revealed!:

- Barbie - Barbara Millicent Roberts
- Ken - Ken Carson
- Cap'n Crunch - Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
- Snuffleupagus has the first name Aloysius
- Peppermint Patty from Peanuts - Patricia Reichardt.
- The Wizard of Oz - Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs
- Mr. Clean - Veritably, which came from a "Give Mr. Clean a First Name" contest in 1962
- Monopoly game mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags - Milburn Pennybags
- Monoploy Policeman - Officer Edgar Mallory
- Bull from TV's Night Court - Nostradamus Shannon
- Guy Smiley from Sesame Street - Bernie Liederkrantz
- The Michelin Man - Bibendum
- Gilligan's Island's The Skipper - Jonas Grumby...The Professor is Roy Hinkley
- Shaggy from Scooby-Doo - Norville Rogers
- The patient in the game Operation - Cavity Sam
- The Lone Ranger - John Reid

Good to know, but makes me feel a bit plain now!!

- Pamela Roz Out.

Kane Scores!!!

Every kid who grabs a stick and skates dreams of scoring the goal that wins the Stanley Cup.



Congrats Blackhawks!!

You Googled WHAT?!

Main thing that pops to mind with the 10 Dumbest Things People Have Ever Googled. As compiled by new website SeoLol.net, we have:

#1.) "Abraham Lincoln Gettysburg Address YouTube Video"

#2.) "Obama Gay Relationship With Music"

#3.) "Nigeria Investment Opportunities"

#4.) "Sex Addict Won't Have Sex With Me"

#5.) "Am I Bipolar Or Overachiever?"

#6.) "Anorexia In Cats"

#7.) "My Credit Score Is 593 Is That Good"

#8.) "Shampoo Lice Do Not Like"

#9.) "Robot Police Cars Like Transformers That Are Blue And White"

#10.) "Get Rid Of Friendly Ghost"

Wow...makes you feel better about Goggling yourself now doesn't it?

- Pamela Roz Out.

Alehhhhhandro!

This video is....um.....something.

Weird?

No, that doesn't quite cover it.

Mind altering. That's it. It's like swallowing a handful of the contents of Amy Winehouse's medicine cabinet.

Enjoy. (slightly NSFW, depending on your job)

Annoying Coworker Anyone?

We've all got at least one of them, though it's often hard to describe exactly WHY they're annoying!

Until now with the 10 Types of Coworkers No One Would Miss. Check out the full list, but I guarantee we've all met The Smelly Sock King/Queen, a Mary Megaphone and Hungover Sales Guy.

- Pamela Roz Out.

Sandra Bullock at MTV Awards

Sandra Bullock kept it together last night while onstage at the MTV Movie Awards, making jokes about the high cost of therapy, kissing Scarlett Johansson in one of the night's most talked about moments and asking everyone to get back to normal.


-dale

A New Super-Group?!

Not quite, but close enough with the all-star apperances in this new Adidas ad:



- Pamela Roz Out.

Season 2 of Jersey Shore Preview!

Watch the clip here: http://www.mtv.ca/movieawards/2010/

RIP Rue McClanahan

Also known as 'Golden Girl' Blanche Devereaux who we lost to a massive stroke yesterday morning.

She may be gone, but will always be cemented as a part of comedy's finest!:



- Pamela Roz Out.

Conan O'Brien's Special Guests RULE!!

The comedian just wrapped up his "Prohibited From Being Funny On Television" on which he was joined by some WICKED guests along with way!:





- Pamela Roz Out.

The first 5 mins of Get Him to the Greek

Yes! This movie will be awesome! It's already getting fantastic reviews. Enjoy the first 5 mins of the movie!

Get Him To The Greek Opening - watch more funny videos

Need a Career Change?

Try one of these on for size...or...don't:

Odor Tester: Think your job stinks? Try being an odor tester. These employees test the efficiency of deodorants and antiperspirants by sniffing subjects' armpits. Thanks to all of their nosing around, we're spared the results of faulty products.

Professional Whistler: Believe it or not, you can make a living off whistling while you work! A whistler is an artist just like an actor or musician which can take you across the world for jobs!Not only do you need talent, but also in-your-face self-promotion and a tough skin for those who may not be so big into whistling (it's one of my biggest pet peeves).

Wrinkle Chaser: A brand-new pair of shoes is guaranteed to have a smooth, wrinkle-free design thanks these folks! At shoe companies, it's a wrinkle chaser's job to use a special iron to ensure shoes are smooth as glass when they leave the factory.

Furniture Tester: Mmm...couching it. Loungers actually get paid to test furniture for companies by sitting and moving on it. They have to wriggle around, rock, lean back, lean forward and assess the overall level of comfort. Some positions even require furniture testers to try out 200 different pieces in a single day.

Pet Food Taster: To make sure the flavors are just right, a group of adventurous eaters chow down on pet food, remarking on everything from texture to tartness. While there is the option of spitting out the pet food after tasting it and rinsing with a glass of water...some chow right down!

Golf Ball Diver: Sometimes golf balls are accidentally pitched into a course's water hazard so there are people who salvage sunken golf balls for a living. There's a whole industry devoted to rescuing submerged golf balls and selling them "used" to golf courses.

Happy applying!

- Pamela Roz Out.

Lady Gaga vs. Larry King

- Pamela Roz Out.

Crazy Awesome Drummer Guy

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Sinkhole

There's not much you can count on, but surely, you can count on the fact that the ground beneath your feet is stable, and not likely to open up into a cavernous sinkhole, which will swallow the very building you're in.

Right?



That right there is a sinkhole that opened up this past weekend, and is also reason number 1 that I will never live in Guatemala. A tropical storm hit, and bam, one less building for the paper boy to visit. So the next time you complain about potholes, be grateful that we don't grow 'em that big here in Winnipeg!

A&J

Need A New Random Skill?

Leave it up to 'The Office''s Dwight Shrute!

If you're not up on the show, he’s the resident villain of sorts knocking anyone and everyone off their pedestals, even if they aren’t ON one! Not only that, he has any and every random skill possible including German (literally, how to be German...as pictured above), Licensed Notary Public, Escape from a Straightjacket, Table Tennis and still more you can learn up on RIGHT HERE.

- Pamela Roz Out.

The Blondie's Burger...alllll 9 pounds of it.

This is a serious burger. It's 9 pounds of burger, 40 cheese slices, 40 pieces of bacon, and all the fixin's between 3 GIGANTIC Kub Bakery custom made hamburger buns.

Yesterday Andrea, Jay, Kirsten and Curve listeners Dave and Bart tried to eat this beast...key word "tried." In the end Curve Crew 0, Blondies Big Burger, a delicious 1.








If you wanna try to eat one too hit up Blondie's:
1969 Main Street
Winnipeg, MB R2V2B7
(204) 338-0185