Best Twitter EVER!

Even if you don't have Twitter, bookmark Justin's page to follow every crazy thing his 73-year-old dad says including:

* "It's just a f**king june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

* "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this BS."

AND

* "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

- Pamela Roz Out.